Jon Stewart on Trump's Assertion of Not Knowing About His Own MRI: 'It's Not Physically Possible'.
Comedy show hosts recently directed their focus on ex-President Donald Trump, lambasting his employment of a derogatory term and what they described as unconvincing attempts to address public concerns about his mental fitness.
Jon Stewart's Scathing Critique
Beginning his monologue, Jon Stewart focused on a controversial post in which Trump described Minnesota Governor Tim Walz using a widely condemned slur. "On the holiday?!" Stewart exclaimed. "Did you mix it up with Festivus?"
When asked later if he regretted the remark, Trump reportedly intensified his attack, insisting there was "a genuine problem" with the governor.
"The issue is with him? With him?" Stewart retorted. "You were sitting with your family at Thanksgiving, belly full of turkey and pie, enveloped in the love of your extended crime family, but your first thought was to Truth a slur at Tim Walz? And thereās something wrong with him?"
The comedian then addressed Trump's bizarre explanation of a recently disclosed medical scan. In an effort to downplay worries, Trump claimed he had "no idea" what part of his body was examined, remarking it "wasnāt the brain" because he "aced a cognitive test."
"That is an impossibility," Stewart shot back. "Being completely unaware, itās not possible. What would you say to the doctor? āNo no no, donāt tell me. I want to find out at my MRI reveal party.ā"
He continued, "For Godās sakes, man, were you not the least bit interested? When they placed you in a tube for 30 to 45 minutes, you didnāt want to know what they might be doing? Or did you just think to yourself, āThis is a noisy tanning bedā?"
Stewart also mocked Trump's assertion of a "perfect score" on the scan. "Thatās how they score the MRIs," he quipped. "You either get a big stamp, āPerfect,ā or you get in red ink, āSee me.ā"
The Late Show's Witty Observations
On his own program, Stephen Colbert pointed out growing discontent among some one-time allies. "Certain supporters are starting to notice that Trump treats them like livestock," he said, referencing criticism over funding a luxury ballroom over tackling economic issues.
"Elsewhere, Trump celebrated Thanksgiving in his traditional way ā with racism," Colbert quipped, alluding to an anti-immigrant rant from the weekend. "Amidst all of that nonsense," he summarized, the president employed the offensive term against Governor Walz.
After Walz responded to "Make the scan public," Trump said he would release them, despite his claimed ignorance of what was scanned.
"Uh, hereās a theory: maybe the part thatās broken is the part thatās supposed to know," Colbert suggested.
He then poked fun at the subsequent official explanationāa doctor's letter stating the MRI was for preventative screening. "Alright, that's reasonable," Colbert conceded. "Men in his age group also benefit from retiring, so ⦠can we write that prescription next?"
Kimmel's Blunt Assessment
Jimmy Kimmel likewise blasted Trump's choice of words. "See, he can be presidential when he wants to be!" he joked. "I wonder why he didnāt get that Nobel peace prize. It makes no sense."
Regarding Trump's subsequent statement that he thinks "thereās something wrong" with Walz, Kimmel was direct: "yet another profound insight from the president of the eighth grade."
Kimmel also addressed Trump's insistence of unprecedented approval ratings. "This indicates itās not just books he canāt read," Kimmel said, noting survey data showing significant disapproval. "There are gas station bathrooms on Yelp with better reviews than Donald Trump right now."
The host finished by highlighting Trump's promise to grant clemency to a convicted former Honduran president. "Now some have pointed out the staggering contradiction of Trump tough on drugs elsewhere, while simultaneously pardoning a man who shipped a million pounds of cocaine to this country," said Kimmel. "Such individuals are just haters and losers, you know? Lighten up!"
"During his campaign, Trump made it very clear: his key goals were a) granting clemency to cartel leaders and b) building a place to host formal dances," he added. "Commitments stated, pledges fulfilled."